Eliza Ibarra - Vag Crashers

Gatecrashing weddings has become cliche. Plus, the attendees usually don't engage in any intimacy, which is a major mood-killer. On the flip side, funerals offer a plentiful supply of women searching for solace, just my kind of challenge.
I had to school my pal Tommy Pistol on this observation when he found out about the attractive woman I hooked up with at her partner's funeral ceremony. Seriously, who even partakes in hang-gliding anymore? My ultimate idea of smooth sailing involves getting intimate with her irresistible lady parts.