How The Grinch Gaped Christmas - Chapter 1

Uh, those loose women down in Slutville—boy, they can really get on my nerves! Someday, I'd love to wallop them with a giant pot. But since the destiny of those singers lies solely in my grip, I guess I'll have to thrash them with a parasol to carry out a more deceitful scheme! I pulled Amber Ivy and Xander downstairs, where I fastened them to my bed—what a tempting duo! Secretly, this killjoy must have desired for them to make love, as they slipped from this snare, much to my chagrin. And to talk about lovemaking, that's exactly what they engaged in when their lives were in peril, proving that strong desire for redheads should not be concealed!