Territorial pissing

Sheila still sports undesirable tattoos, yet she's an attractive woman, eager to engage in enjoyable activities with me. As a result, we decided to rendezvous at the waterfront, where she astounded me with some remarkably exquisite al fresco urination displays. She exhibited animalistic behaviors, seemingly delineating her territory—this amusing thought crossed my mind.
I can only speculate about the impressions of those observers on the opposite bank. :).